Act 1 Scene 2

The scene takes place in the enlightened hall of my alma mater, the dark and dingy building I've grown up in, suffered innumerable heartbreaks, lived innumerable memories, shared innumerable scoops, fought innumerable fights…

My school

*Assembly-time*

Students are ordered to fall into lines by harassed-looking teachers. And why won't they be. It's not like anyone of us ever even listens to them.

Me- I'm sleepy

Friend- Yeah I know

Me- I slept at 2

Friend- Yeah I know

Me- Do you think we'll receive another lecture today?

Friend- I think so

Me- I'm not really in the mood for one

Friend- Yeah I know

Me- What will it be this time?

Friend- I don't really know

Me- I'm sleepy

Friend- Yeah I know

*The Princi arrives*

Why do they do this everyday? I mean what's the point. It's not like we even listen. Most of us are too sleepy!!

Me- This is boring

Friend- Yeah I know

Me- I didn't really want to come to school

Friend- Me neither

Me- Actually, I never do

Friend- Me neither

Me- See that b****? Saw her dp yesterday?

Friend- Yeah

Me- Oh

Friend- Yeah

Me- She's fat

Friend- And dumb

Me- And a poser

Friend- And stuck-up

Teacher- Shhh!

Me & friend- Sorry!

Why do I have to pray everyday? Why bother God unnecessarily? It's not even exam-time!

I don't even pray!! All I care about is my hair!

Oh my god my hair!

Is it alright???

I guess yeah.

OMG! He's here!

I think I'll pass out.

Actually, no! I won't! That's like so uncool!

Me- Hey!

Friend- Yeah

Me- He's here!

Friend- Yeah I know

Me- Gaaawwd he's looking so cute

Friend- Not really

Me- Oh shut up! He is!!!

Teacher- Shhh!

Me & friend- Sorry!

Me- See that b****?

Friend- Yeah?

Me- She's always hitting on him!

Friend- Oh!

Me- He's mine!!

Friend- Yeah I know

Me- I'm sleepy

Friend- Yeah I know

[Exeunt]